Absence Is A Severe Trial For A Loving Heart

bismillahirrahmanirahim.

pagi tadi, sesuatu yg xleh bla berlaku kpd aku

apakah perkara itu?? hehe..

pagi td, lpas subuh, aku lepak2 kat mak aku yg tgk mhi mase tu

pagi2 biase r, setan byk goda, aku pun tertido haha

(errr, bukan tu tau bende yg pelik)

bangun2, dgn hidung berair+tersumbat+selesema, aku pun ke dapur

aku pun...BASUH TGN

tgk2 kat mknn tuh, aku ternampak dlm tudung saji,

satu mknn yg dah ade org amik sparuh

nature 1: aku suka makan mende2 lama (bukan basi/sampah tau!!!)

em, contohnye, kalu mase mkn tgh hari, mknn sarapan ade agi,

aku akan amik mknn sarapan, camtu r

jd, aku pun bukak bungkusan tu

tgk2, bihun goreng...

aku pun jamah ler skit bihun goreng tu

em, agak berlendir+melekit

aku syak la bende tu basi

nature 2: aku x reti determine sesuatu mknn tu basi atau belum

walaupun dh berkali-kali mak aku pesan

"makanan tu basi kalu berlendir+bau masam+rase len mcm"

wuwuwu~ teruk betul aku

nk bau, idung x bau,

jd, aku amik sesuap, em, berlendir, tp x rase pape,

aku pun berijtihad (har2, mujtahid ke aku??)

aku pun, bungkus balik, simpan

sebab tgn aku dah kene mihun berlendir, aku pun....BASUH TGN

jd, aku pun tgk 3 bungkusan lain iaitu nasi lemak ayam, nasi lemak daging dan ....mihun.

haha, aku pun tanpa berfikir pjg, amik ayam ler, yumyumyummy.

tetiba, bhgn bawah bungkusan tuh dipenuhi semut

mak aih, penuh tgn aku ngan

nature 3: aku sgt2 x suke semut. kalu ade air segelas besar dgn seekor semut,

aku akan x minum air tu sbb I FISH SEMUT!!!

lpas bukak bungkusan, aku pun....BASUH TGN

lpas basuh tgn, aku pun tgk ayamnye

adoiii, aku x mkn part ni..

nature 3: aku x bese mkn (bukan x mkn!) bhgn ayam yg pyh nk kunyah

yg part2 isi lembut aku mkn r...

aku pun tutup r balik

skali lagi..........tgn aku kene semut

BASUH TGN

kne r mkn nasik lemak daging tuh

pastu camne tah, aku terpegang pipi aku

luka kat pipi aku terbukak

berdarah lerr tgn aku

so, BASUH TGN lagi r......

akhirnye, baru aku dpt menikmati separuh pinggan nasi lemak daging

wuwuwu~

selepas LIMA KALI BASUH TGN

huhu, x penah gi aku mkn pagi BASUH TGN lima kali

tu je kot aku nak merapu

bosan amat ah duk umah ni

tp, i expect something really2 big next week

hope everything will be going perfectly pleasantly

anyway, aku ade gak r nk rekemen 2 butir lagu

awas! ni lagu lagha! haha

just in case kot2 korg dah bosan dgr nasyid (haha, jht giler aku)

nak2 nasyid malaysia yg ade unsur2 jiwang x bertapis nih, huhu

(artis - album - lagu)

1. the all- american rejects - when the world comes down - mona lisa

2. panic! at the disco - pretty odd - northern downpour

haha, jgn risau, algu err, maksud aku lagu ni xde r ganas2

lagu ni sgt2 rilek+slow+steady+best+gitar akustik+adult alternative

so, situ dulu kot. sori r post kali ni 'kosong'.

anyway, ade skit bende2 best yg aku dpt. amik r bace.

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Men and women
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Rats and horses
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Toast and War
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Earth quakes and lightning
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